{"product_id":"i-don-t-wipe-because-i-don-t-let-shit-bother-me-t-shirt","title":"I Don’t Wipe Because I Don’t Let Shit Bother Me\" T-Shirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e45.72\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e55.88\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.96\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e66.04\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e71.12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e71.12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e73.66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e76.20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e78.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e81.28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e83.82\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length from center back, cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e39.69\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e44.13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e47.63\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e54.61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e58.10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis unisex ultra cotton tee is a classic. Quality cotton construction means that designs are sure to shine. The shoulders are tapped for a good upper-body fit. There are no side seams, ensuring a clean, unbroken flow. The collar has ribbed knitting for improved elasticity. The materials that went into this product are sustainably sourced and economically friendly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: This unisex tee is an excellent, all-season wear thanks to its medium fabric (6.0 oz\/yd² (203 g\/m²)). Made with 100% US cotton, this tee guarantees long-lasting comfort and style. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline make it a highly versatile choice for casual and semi-formal occasions as its neat, clean looks can blend in any setting and are perfect for accessorizing.\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.\u003cbr\u003e.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations and provides a scratch-free wearing experience.\u003cbr\u003e.: Fabric Blends: Ash Grey - 99% cotton, 1% polyester, Heather Colors \u0026amp; Safety Colors - 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Antique Colors \u0026amp; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57067481170255,"sku":"29586438277265264129","price":25.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57067481203023,"sku":"20676540105362539762","price":25.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57067481235791,"sku":"31086686003717565741","price":25.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57067481268559,"sku":"23131864670096219431","price":25.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57067481301327,"sku":"23902560896799826062","price":25.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":57067481334095,"sku":"27794713082081742924","price":25.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":57067481366863,"sku":"23021742499492322761","price":25.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":57067481399631,"sku":"97185880181461271674","price":25.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/8385\/7487\/files\/SizeChart-2026-02-19T011421.375.png?v=1771463691","url":"https:\/\/www.teerifficlub.com\/products\/i-don-t-wipe-because-i-don-t-let-shit-bother-me-t-shirt","provider":"TeeRiffiClub","version":"1.0","type":"link"}